RT @StreetsblogUSA@twitter.com: *Me on a first date*

My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
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โ€œFree parking is an illusion that hurts cities and the environment immeasurably.โ€

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/StreetsblogUSA/sta

RT @jay4ma@twitter.com: Don't think a vote for Charlie Baker is a vote for Trump, Cruz and other right-wing candidates?

See how Charlie Baker funneled donations to the Massachusetts Victory Committee to national GOP candidates.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/jay4ma/status/1059

RT @BicycleLobby@twitter.com: The Venn diagram of people who park in bike lanes and people who give out Almond Joy candy bars for Halloween is one circle.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/BicycleLobby/statu

RT @ToM_BaL@twitter.com: Spotted this note on a pavement parked car!

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/ToM_BaL/status/105

was trying to find a plane to rent and found this weird part of the internet:
pipa.be/clubs/united-kingdom/l

not even sure what I'm looking at

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why can't all my roommates just get along?

Yeah...you didn't really have to translate millimeter wave here...

RT @dotMudge@twitter.com: This Cray computer doesnโ€™t appear to be working.

Although pushing the button does make the whole room warmer, which is expected behavior.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/dotMudge/status/10

RT @OnlyInBOS@twitter.com: It is illegal to own a kangaroo in Massachusetts.

Carry on.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1

RT @VayroGryphon@twitter.com: Free Epson Printer
Needs tuning

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/VayroGryphon/statu

Our robot found out it'll be the last of its kind. Sad day.

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Who doesn't have an LLC at the ready for schemes...

How long until I can have a Guinness?

it must be opposite day. its morning but there's not sun, and everyone is driving on the left side of the road.

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This guy has clearly never met a linux user.

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